The Economy is So Bad under a NACT Government that....
• I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the
counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
• Parents in Remuera fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.
• That NACT MPs have to take their girlfriends on holidays to preserve their emotional stability as the evidence that their policies don't work stack up.
• NACT says they are looking into this Perk Abuse scandal.
Oh Great! The guys who have their hands deep in the taxpayers pockets are
being investigated by the people who claim they don't own the house their family trust own and can therefore rort the taxpayer for rent and who take their girlfriend on an all expenses paid overseas trip to attend a wedding and visit an amusement park while claiming to be a "perk-buster" and have their noses even deeper into the trough!!!
Really makes you feel confident doesn't it?