LIVING ON PLANET KEY part 2

On Planet Key Reality never intrudes.

Tory Delegates at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester are alert to the problems coming from Cameron's policies presently facing the UK taxpayers.

While the Key family were on their taxpayer funded weekend visit to the Windsor family of Balmoral John, PinoKeyo, Key announced to the NZ media traveling with him, so that his photo opportunities could be used to boost his sagging image back in little ol' New Zelund, that the Conservative Government of Cameron & Clegg had done a really great job of restoring the UK economy and rebuilding the nation.

To anyone travelling with Key the Daily Mail's description of Key as a galloping colonial clot should have helped bring reality onto Planet Key but no PinoKeyo  blithley carried on declaring that all was right with the world and, that having met the Windsors, his credibility was at an all time high.

His breathless pronouncement had obviously been inspired from his briefing session with the Lynton Crosby of Crosby-Textor, the PR consultancy beloved of Tory politicians in OZ, NZ and the UK but without any ties to the political reality that is the UK under the Rich Boys Privilege Club of Cameron & Clegg as these news stories demonstrate.
1) 50,000 demonstrate at Tory Party Conference.
2) Britian in 6th year of economic slump.
3) Tories eject Soldiers from Conference when they complain about defence cuts.
4) Tory Party support disappearing - heading to UKip.
5) Tory Party benefit "reforms" condemned by Church of England

How Rowson sees the Tory Party Conference Top Table. A reality John, PinoKeyo, Key does not allow himself to see on Planet Key.

 These are but a few of the UK headlines that show that Key is out of touch with reality.

Obesity, fast food and the "nanny state"

While the national government has taken its first steps to becoming a 'great' education reforming one by removing the healthy eating guidelines from the schools and encouraging the students to eat take aways, fast foods and other junk food while at school the research coming from the USA indicates that there is no wisdom in the National Party policy decisions.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/26/health/nutrition/26obese.html?_r=3&ref=education

But who said that the minds of our present government were informed ones?

P.M. reveals general knowledge

At a recent summit junket convened by the government in an effort to discover how to deliver the ball from a rolling maul John Key was introduced to a noted psychiatrist who was advising the politicians about psychosomatic illnesses in communities hit by collapsing banks and the efects of money speculation.
Key took the opportunity to ask how the psychiatrist could detect mental deficiency in someone who otherwise appeared normal and in control of a situation.
The good Doctor said, "You ask a simple question that everyone should be able to answer. If he hesitates, that puts you on the right track. I'd ask, "Captain Cook made three voyagesaround the world and died during one of them. Which one?"
Key thought deeply for sometime and finally responded with a nervous laugh, "I'm a banker at heart. You wouldn't have an easier question would you. I must confess I don't know much about history."